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October 2010

Knock-knock jokes from Eliana:

E:  Knock, knock.

M ("M" is for "Mommy"):  Who's there?

E:  Surprise!

M:  Surprise who?

E:  Ginger one!

 

E:  Knock, knock.

M:  Who's there?

E:  Trees!

M:  Trees who?

E:  Trees outside!

 

E:  Knock, knock.

M:  Who's there?

E:  Cars!

M:  Cars who?

E:  Cars outside!

 

E:  Knock, knock.

M:  Who's there?

E:  Grass!

M:  Grass who?

E:  Grass outside!

 

E:  Knock, knock.

M:  Who's there?

E:  Um, Mommy!

M:  Mommy who?

E:  Surprise!

 

Kind of like the banana/orange jokes from back in the day, no?

 

And we were in Walmart today and she had my list.  She looked at the list and read it to me.  According to her it said,"We are all done at the store."  I don't remember writing that on there...

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