Holey Things-You-Don't-Normally-Notice

Did you know that the on-the-faucet Brita filtration system's purified water hole is not a hole?  It isn't.  It's a lot of holes.  Like, fifteen.  I know!  I think that is very funny. 

I am in need of some comedy around here.  Please, someone help me with this...

By the way, here is why I was looking closely at my filter-I happened to notice (and how could it have taken so long?  It must've just been since I did the dinner dishes, yeah, that's right.) something lovely on the filter.

Ewww.  That's even grosser than I thought.  But that's what made me lean over and check out the filter; I was thinking (and actually said out loud to myself),"What the heck is that?!"  I'm pretty sure it's just bean soup from tonight.  Oh, but I don't know about that other stuff to the right.  Is this Christina we're talking about?  Is that really her Brita filter that she drinks out of?!

But look, count them...fifteen holes!  It comes out in such a compact stream; I never would have thought that!  Oh, and here is the filter now...

Better, no?  Ahhh, cleaner water and a clean water cleaner.  Life is good.  Weird, but good.