A Christmas Letter to an Old Friend
Dear Laundry, my good, old friend,
I just wanted you to know, in light of the Christmas season and all of the wonderful things that are wrapped up in it (no pun intended), I am giving you a vacation! There are so many gifts bestowed upon me, not only at Christmastime but all year, both tangible and untangible, and I just want to give back a little. I am releasing you from all of your regular duties for a while...there will be no need to pile up in every room of the house, clean or dirty! You won't have to worry about lurking here, there, and everywhere so that every time I turn around I see some new article of clothing or other thing that I have to wash (blankets, towels, or sheets). You can relax and have fun doing things that you really want to do these next few days. Maybe you can get some of your own shopping done (or mine, for that matter!). You could check out the giant washers at the laundromats. Or maybe you could just tuck in with a good book that you've been wanting to read. Whatever you do, feel free to make yourself scarce. No, really. Totally scarce. It will be great for the both of us!
Sincerely wishing you a Merry Christmas,
Christina
Reader Comments (1)
You are SUCH a gracious friend. ;)