No Problem!

Ring, ring.

"Hello?  Putting-away-clean-laundry problem here.  How can I help you?"

"Yes, this is putting-away-clean-dishes problem.  I heard there were equal opportunities for problems there.  I think I have a lot to offer, if you will give me the chance to show you what I'm made of."

"We'd love to take a look at your profile.  Problems are our area of expertise; the more the merrier.  But you have to know...we run a tight ship around here.  Do you think you can handle it?"

"Well, I can certainly give it my best shot."

(Me) "Wait, don't I get a say in all this...no, no, we don't want any more problems...mmmpfff." (Shove, shove, stuff in closet.)

"Who was that?"

"Oh, no one you need to worry about.  Like I said, we welcome problems here.  You seem more than qualified.  You can start whenever you're ready!"

"Thank you so much!  I was beginning to feel like I had no where to go."

"Hey, that's exactly what we're looking for around here!  Welcome home!"