Shhhhh
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 at 10:31PM I have a secret.
Stay seated! It has nothing to do with my uterus.
By the way, that is one crazy word. Just look at it. It doesn't even look right, but I double checked. Who came up with that word? I will have to look into that one day, but not now.
Right now, I am busy. Busy with a secret. And with the 17 sneaky loads of laundry that were hiding all over the house and have now converged in the back of my kitchen (where I am fortunate enough to have my laundry paraphernalia!) wreaking all kinds of thorough havoc in an otherwise very peaceful and orderly environment.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was a good one, wasn't it? (The peaceful and orderly part, I mean)
Are you the kind of person who can't stand not knowing a secret when you know there is a secret? Well, if you are then here is a hint...
I have been stitching...I am, in fact, a stitching fool.
Well, the stitching has nothing to do with my foolishness...but I have been stitching up a proverbial storm the last few days. Hence, the disaster in my house? Can I blame it on that?
Ah, that would be nice, but...I have to be honest. The disaster has been around longer than the mad stitching.
I thank you all for your kindness regarding my last post and the sense of solidarity that I always find here. I must get back to my cornucopia, though, having now given my finger a small break from pushing the needle through the fabric over and over for a couple of hours.
Oh, and you can guess my secret, but I can't tell for a little while...
Reader Comments (6)
I know.
You are moving to Brazil.
:) The horn of plenty gave it away...didn't it?
You're learning to cope with corn?
Ummmm....do you remember the Waldrop thing from college on the diagram of the femal reproductive system? Remember..."What's a waldrop?"
Is your secret that you are going to start raising turkeys?
You're running for president in 2010??
I used to stitch in HS and it was such an addictive thing for me!! I haven't done it in years though....maybe I need to start up again!
Interesting! I'm in suspense!